The Third Grader: *knock knock*
Me: Who’s there?
The Third Grader: Mrs. Blumeantar…phewph…?
Me: Who?
The Third Grader: Er…plumber.
Me: I didn’t call a plumber.
The Third Grader: Erm…candygram.
Me: Oh, candygram? Oh, yes, come right inphmmgrrphm… [gets eaten by the land shark]

10 comments:
Nom nom nom.
Hee hee! I fall for that every time!
Great shark costume! Some people have all the creativity. I happen to have the creativity of a fruit fly...
I never swim in shark infested doorways.
That costume RULES! My middle is now officially mad with jealousy.
That is one AMAZING costume!
I love that costume! The creative costumes are always the best.
We have some awesome homemade costumes that my mom made growing up, and I can't wait until my son can start wearing them, hopefully next year!
Absolutely awesome :) Had the child here remembered it, she too would have tried for a land shark costume :)
Vintage SNL. You are awesome.
That was a great bit and that is a great costume.
-Stu
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