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Hypothetically speaking, let's say you are at an Eighties themed dance party
with your child, and it's all adults except for your child, and there is an
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September
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- this post is about 5am. which i can’t really write...
- which of these is not like the others?
- because that? is all i’ve got [1]. and it is phe...
- she’s texted me six times from the other end of th...
- and i’m just all jesus christ, is robert reich sti...
- captain annoying: did you dye your hair?
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- that’s the whole plan. kansas. for the weekend. ...
- where taking care of things means hello, student l...
- he’s reading this right now, and he’s probably all...
- The Girl: MAMA CAN HEAR YOU! AND SHE DOESN’T REM...
- and then? at about 5:45? i realized that 1830 isn’...
- the spitwads have been on the ceiling of my shower...
- [and here i leap out of bed because jesus christ, ...
- hello? it’s kelp. for the record I also don’t like...
- i am not making this up
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July
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- where awesome means holy fucking hell, i hope they...
- that might be everything. just the quiche and sle...
- it’s totally normal for a garage to contain all of...
- he didn’t want me to get killed. by a squid.
- where fuck it, i’m going to bed means fuck it, i’m...
- to recap: 7-11-09 jess + adam
- July 11, 2009 Jessica + Adam
- and my sister? makes it so easy for me to do my e...
- we had to eat eggs. like straight from the hens. ...
- because when i get bored? i get grandiose ideas of...
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June
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- and frankly? this having no kids around is fun fo...
- i got a new computer. and i’m totally going to ma...
- fragile do not drop yada yada brie under C key
- we got seriously screwed at the fair . seriously....
- the cheese gets warm and melty by lunchtime and it...
- exactly one actual granola bar and exactly no actu...
- and let me be clear. when i say lucky? i mean that...
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May
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- and arranging them so it looks like the eyeballs a...
- fully intending to let any calls from school, like...
- but i really am thinking about going back to churc...
- but then it sounds stilted and dotty and lame-ish....
- i'll Google it and let you know if there was an ea...
- where awesome means holy fucking hell, my neck nee...
- the apple doesn't fall far
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*wesley denis* * * *all things historical stay in my flesh toned* *casket. where i move furniture* *through empty rooms-* *each glimmer the wink of a splinte...
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It's like I'm practically famous for my sugar addiction issues. It's like how the media picks up the story when a celebrity has relapsed. --OR-- It's li...
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My daughter needs teeth, Internet. MAYBE EVEN DENTURES. Now I know, I probably told you when I was very heavily ninety-billion months pregnant confidently ...
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And why, every parent who survives the raising of teenagers, deserves an all-expense paid trip to a caribbean island. No, wait, deserves to be deeded the is...
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I'm a news junkie. I love my Morning Edition on NPR, weekly visits to the BBC News website and my daily newspaper. I like to know where our president is vi...
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It's Freebie Friday! Yay! This week you have a chance to win a stash of 75 magenta tickets: Please leave a comment and a winner will be randomly selected...
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Or is the Fashion and Style section just a throwaway? Just to sell ad space, like the Auto section? So first anyone (read: any mother) who raises her voice...
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My phenomenal cyberfriend Texan Mama hosts a Flashback Friday and invited me to play. From two years ago this week, here is a thankful post about rain, fr...
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As previously reported, we traveled more than 3 hours with the kids on Monday to take advantage of the free admission to a living history museum. While the...